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Oh, hey. This blog is more or less just me screengrabbing things.
I'm a Brooklyn-based writer, currently working at the Onion where I'm the web producer and an Onion News Network contributing writer. Also I write this web series, duder.
“I want to apologize for my immodesty at first. Just I have found your profile at dating site. My name is Elena. I at all do not know why I have chosen you. Probably it was any internal voice. Probably it is destiny. In any case, I do not search for man according just to external qualities. I search my real soulmate and I would like to speak with you more and to know more about you.”
Oh, hey. This blog is more or less just me screengrabbing things.
I'm a Brooklyn-based writer, currently working at the Onion where I'm the web producer and an Onion News Network contributing writer. Also I write this web series, duder.
