This blog is more or less just me screengrabbing things. I’m a Brooklyn-based comedy writer, creator of the web series, duder, and Product Manager at The Onion.heymattkirschTumblr (3.0; @heymattkirsch)http://www.heymattkirsch.com/Oh no she didn’t.<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ufpaFpKI1qznxzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Oh no she didn’t.</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/24066894836http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/24066894836Wed, 30 May 2012 12:12:46 -0400what the fuck is going on here?<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ub8zbtBI1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>what the fuck is going on here?</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/24063401802http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/24063401802Wed, 30 May 2012 10:36:35 -0400anyone else find this math mind-boggling?<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4hhn36CqJ1qznxzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>anyone else find this math mind-boggling?</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23613012016http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23613012016Wed, 23 May 2012 12:25:51 -0400whoa<p>Heard some crazy news.  Apparently former SNL cast member Chris Kattan is now a pretzel.  He&#8217;s a pretzel man.  Twisted, salted.  Kind of sad, right?</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23426694683http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23426694683Sun, 20 May 2012 14:16:00 -0400I cry bullshit.  The Onion office closed down a month ago and my...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4a43tNnYU1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>I cry bullshit.  The Onion office closed down a month ago and my mayorship should have been entombed along with it.  Shame on you Foursquare.  Shame!</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23356753681http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23356753681Sat, 19 May 2012 12:50:17 -0400Washington Commons.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m40v8qCxWC1qznxzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Washington Commons.</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23043971768http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23043971768Mon, 14 May 2012 13:00:25 -0400Deplorable phrase of the day: &#8220;DVR penetration&#8221;<p>Deplorable phrase of the day: &#8220;<span>DVR penetration&#8221;</span></p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23043823663http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/23043823663Mon, 14 May 2012 12:56:55 -0400“Only an expert can deal with the problem” - Laurie...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3vgh1ZVwo1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“Only an expert can deal with the problem” - Laurie Anderson</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22850977988http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22850977988Fri, 11 May 2012 14:53:25 -0400LI aquarium.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3s7qdHfCp1qznxzqo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>LI aquarium.</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22750447801http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22750447801Wed, 09 May 2012 20:51:48 -0400“The Fox Nation is committed to the core principles of...<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3rujl6NCR1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>“<span>The Fox Nation is committed to the core principles of tolerance, open debate, civil discourse, and fair and balanced coverage of the news. It is for those opposed to intolerance, excessive government control of our lives, and attempts to monopolize opinion or suppress freedom of thought, expression, and worship.”</span></p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22730194823http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/22730194823Wed, 09 May 2012 16:06:57 -0400inspiring!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m35rbihI0A1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>inspiring!</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/21933787752http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/21933787752Fri, 27 Apr 2012 17:50:06 -0400uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26hw8YA9b1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugh</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20733781886http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20733781886Sun, 08 Apr 2012 16:50:00 -0400USA!  USA!<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1zdy2dFlV1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>USA!  USA!</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20497811813http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20497811813Wed, 04 Apr 2012 20:42:02 -0400about FUCKING time<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1z3wgRTBH1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>about FUCKING time</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20484221782http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20484221782Wed, 04 Apr 2012 17:05:04 -0400Yahoo News knows me so well.  Wow, I’m blushing.  <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1pcruFbUu1qznxzqo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Yahoo News knows me so well.  Wow, I’m blushing.  </p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20170559172http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/20170559172Fri, 30 Mar 2012 10:40:42 -0400holy shit guys<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0w4xsbSby1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>holy shit guys</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/19302110343http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/19302110343Wed, 14 Mar 2012 16:01:04 -0400Phew!<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0l4s30YmL1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Phew!</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/18962884483http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/18962884483Thu, 08 Mar 2012 16:24:02 -0500well, that’s, um…..wow.  <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzsxwwvDEh1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>well, that’s, um…..wow.  </p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/18073192130http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/18073192130Wed, 22 Feb 2012 11:02:56 -0500Come on Amazon Local Deals, you can do better than that.<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lu54cg3Q3b1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Come on Amazon Local Deals, you can do better than that.</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/12326299398http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/12326299398Tue, 01 Nov 2011 10:31:00 -0400fuck, guys, fuck<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lscqvuGHpN1qznxzqo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>fuck, guys, fuck</p>http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/10857497428http://www.heymattkirsch.com/post/10857497428Fri, 30 Sep 2011 16:14:18 -0400